Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Karl Ravech!

Thanks to reader danteswing13 for this one. Karl Ravech, sportscaster for ESPN, isn't fooling anyone with his toupee. On one fan site a fan posted that if she ever meets Karl in person she will rip his toupee off. A follow up post asks "can I have it? I need a new area rug." It definitely looks like there is enough to go around:

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Tim Westwood!

Thanks to reader John A. for this submission (also for sending some of the pics below). John writes:

I thought something looked a bit different about UK "Gangsta" DJ Timothy "Tim" Westwood. By the looks of it, I think the 53 year old has had his hairline reconstructed. As in the last 10 years or so, his hairline has been getting away from him a little bit.

Tim Westwood hosts the UK version of Pimp My Ride, and has his own radio show full of Street Rap right from tha hood. Although the whole of the UK would agree that he is a bit of a prat that thinks he's from da hood, even though he was privately schooled in a very posh school.

Here's Tim in 2008:


Here he is in 2009 with Eminem:


And here he is now:


Wonder what he uses...

Friday, November 12, 2010

Ralph Macchio

Thanks to reader JFRK for this submission and based it off his recent personal sighting of Ralph Macchio.

The original Karate Kid Ralph Macchio was able to stand up to bullies but is not winning the battle against his hair line. And if he thinks he is, he is sorely mistaken. I have no idea what is going on with his hair - your guess is as good as mine!

As they say - hair today, gone tomorrow. Har, har, har.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Daniel Craig

The latest James Bond may be able to kick butt on screen, but his hairline is kicking his butt in life. Reader James G. writes, "Do you think he brushes it forward to show a lower hairline or is it just filled in with something?" It seems in movies Daniel has a mix of hair pieces, comb-forwards and comb-sideways to make his hair line look fuller. However, lately, in his every day life Daniel is embracing his natural hair line, even as it fades away.

With a body like that I'll bet most of the ladies don't even notice the top of his head.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Tom Felton!

Thanks to reader Jimmy B. from down under for this submission. We all watched the kids in the Harry Potter movies grow up onscreen. Unfortunately, Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy, has been growing up a bit too fast. At age 23, he is already showing major signs of balding.

There is even a facebook page dedicated to this: Tom Felton is BALDING! NOOOOOOO!!! Guess we aren't the only ones who noticed Tom's hairline.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Politician John Bolton

Thanks to reader David K. for this submission. As David writes "if I had to vote, I'd say it's a rug." I think that would be a unanimous decision, something all the parties could agree on. He has all the classic signs, an unnatural part, different hair colors on the top and bottom of his head, and hair that is way too voluminous to be his.

John Bolton has talked of running for President in 2012. Perhaps his hair piece would be his running mate? And, if his political career doesn't work out, he can always be a spokesperson:

Thursday, September 30, 2010

RIP Tony Curtis

HENDERSON, Nev. (AP) — His widow says the only thing Tony Curtis ever wanted to be was a movie star.

Curtis died last night at his home near Las Vegas. He was 85.

He began his movie career in frivolous roles that exploited his looks and personality, but then moved to more substantial roles -- winning an Oscar nomination in "The Defiant Ones" for portraying a white racist who escapes from prison handcuffed to a black man.

Curtis, also starred in "Sweet Smell of Success" and in "Some Like It Hot" -- considered one of the top Hollywood comedies of all time. In that film, Curtis — famously imitating Cary Grant's accent — and Jack Lemmon play jazz musicians who dress up as women to escape retribution after witnessing a gangland massacre. Marilyn Monroe was their co-star.

After his acting career waned, Curtis reinvented himself as a writer and painter whose canvasses sold for as much as $20,000. His daughter, actress Jamie Lee Curtis, says he left behind a "legacy of great performances in movies," and in his artwork.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Because we can

Reader Spencer M. found this oh so delightful picture of Steven Seagal and, despite the fact that we have already done a few posts on him, I'm adding this gem to the collection. Seriously, there can just be a site dedicated to Steven and his hair, or rather the hair he wears now.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Nick Hogan!

Thanks to faithful reader Marques J. for this one. Marques writes: Like his legendary father the Hulkster, Nick too likes to run wild. And like his father Hulk, Nick's hairline and his hairs are also running wild! Running like wild away from him.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

John Travolta!

Thanks to reader Jfrk for this find:

From US Weekly:

John Travolta was photographed with a receding hair line last week in Beverly Hills.

Magically two days later, the actor, 56, sported much fuller locks at a Church of Scientology Celebrity Gala on Sunday. The UK Mail Online speculates he may be wearing a weave.

Travolta has reason to want to look younger. His wife, Kelly Preston, 47, announced earlier this year that she's expecting their third child.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Tony Curtis!

Tony Curtis is finally getting rid of all those horrible, horrible toupees and letting his head breathe!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Joseph Gordon-Levitt!

Thanks to Jon M. for this submission. If you don't know who Joseph Gordon-Levitt is by name, I'm sure you will recognize some of the stuff he has done. He has been acting since he was a young child, so he has been around quite awhile. I first saw him in the Disney movie Angels in the Outfield back in 1994, but I most remember him as Tommy Solomon on the comedy Third Rock from the Sun. Currently, he is starring alongside Leonardo DiCaprio in Inception.

Unfortunately for Joseph, his hairline is growing up faster than he is. Or maybe growing is the wrong word. Here are some recent pictures of Joseph, where you can see the sidelines receeding:

Monday, June 28, 2010

Clark Duke

Thanks to reader Fabio A. for this submission. Clark Duke, most recently seen in Kick-Ass and Hot Tub Time Machine, is only 25 years old and already showing signs of balding. Even though he is supposed to play the young guy in Hot Tub Time Machine, his hairline actually makes him look closer in age to the older guys in the movie.

At least Clark seems to understand that his hair line is receding. It appears he is trying to cover it up as he has taken to the comb forward to hide it.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Michael Madsen!

Thanks to reader Michael O. for this submission. Looks like all that time Michael Madsen has been spending with director Quentin Tarantino (Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, etc.) has been rubbing off on him. This is seen most clearly in his hairline, but also in the mannerisms. Scary!

Here's an older picture of Michael:

And here's a recent picture from Dennis Hopper's star on the Walk of Fame unveiling:

And here's his buddy Quentin:

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Politician Rand Paul

Thanks to reader David K. for this submission. Ron Paul's son, Rand Paul, recently entered into the world of politics. As part of the initiation into public life, he decided to do what many politicians do: invest in hair pieces. All the signs are there: all of a sudden he has more hair, and all the new hair is a different color than the hair underneath.

Here's what I believe is his real hair:

And here's the fur hat he tries to pass off for hair:

When I was looking up information on Rand Paul, I came across a message board at, where there was a whole string of messages dedicated to Rand's obvious toupees. One commenter wrote:

The only way this could look less natural would be if he held it on with a chin strap.
This is the type of personal freedom that needs to be regulated. No one should have the right to look this ridiculous!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Brian Austin Green

Thanks to reader Konnie for this submission.

It was about time that the youngest cast member of Beverly Hills 90210 followed the footsteps of his former co-stars. Brian has been good at covering his hair line up, with hats and hairstyles.

Unfortunately for him, since he is dating hottie Megan Fox, people are actually interested in taking pictures of him again and now we have the goods:

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Manu Ginobili!

As reader Marques J. suggests, now that Manu Ginobili and the San Antonio Spurs have been eliminated from playoffs, Manu should have plenty of free time. We suggest he uses this time to shave his head. We strongly discourage him from using this time to grow a comb over. Those never turn out well.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Jon Gosselin's No Hair Hawk

Thanks to reader M. McKinne for sending this picture in. Well, it seems the more hair Kate has, the less Jon does. We do know one thing: Jon is really dedicated to hanging onto the little hair he has left (and this is even after a hair transplant).

When life gives Jon lemons, he sure tries his best to make lemonade!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Bret Michaels expected to make a full recovery!!

Get well soon Bret!

Rocker and reality TV star Bret Michaels is recovering from a brain hemorrhage he suffered last week and could resume his concert tour next month, according to a statement on his website.

Michaels, 47, suffered a massive brain hemorrhage and was hospitalized last Friday.

In a statement, his manager Janna Elias said, "Doctors remain hopeful for a full recovery and plan to release more specific information next Monday," CNN reported today on its website.

The statement from Elias said that Michaels, who was the frontman for the rock band Poison, suffered a side effect from the brain hemorrhage called "hyponatremia" caused by a "lack of sodium in the body which leads to seizures."

"He is responding well to tests and treatments," she added.

Elias said Michaels' tour could resume as early as May 26 in Fort Smith, Ark., "provided there are no further complications or setbacks."

The possibility Michaels could return to performing next month comes just six days after what has been described as a near-fatal attack.

"Doctors state Michaels is very lucky as his condition could have been fatal," Elias said.

His manager and publicist have been careful not to disclose the hospital or even the city where the singer is being treated. They have said the location has been kept secret for security reasons.

While Michaels is starring in the current edition of NBC's "Celebrity Apprentice" -- which was taped last fall -- and he's also slated to appear on "Fantasy Camp," a new series premiering July 9 on VH1.

Michaels was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes at age 6. He had an emergency appendectomy April 12 after complaining of stomach pains before he was scheduled to perform in San Antonio.

With AP

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Monday, April 26, 2010

Happy Birthday Kevin James

Kevin James celebrates his 45th birthday today, while his toupee celebrates it's 10th birthday.

Renee Zellweger!

Thanks to reader Julien P. for this submission. Julien wrote to me stating that a friend of his worked on a movie with Renee and the producers were in a panic over her thinning hairline. According to Julien's friend they had to call in weave experts. And from the pictures below you can see those experts hooked her up:

You can clearly see the thinning in the front.

And here she is with curly hair extensions, all of a sudden her hair is nice and thick.

This may explain why she dates so many baldies (whether they are out or not). She's been linked to Kenny Chesney, Matthew McConaughey, Luke Perry and Jim Carrey.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Julian McMahon!

Thanks to reader Kyle S. for this submission. Julian McMahon is most recently known as the star of the show Nip/Tuck and from his role as Dr. Doom in the Fantastic Four movies. He also starred in the Profiler and had a recurring role in Charmed. Well, he definitely does not need to nip or tuck any hairs on his head, he should hold onto them. While his life may be charmed, his hairline is not.

Here's an older shot of him:

And here are some more recent shots:

Although to be honest, I think Julian would look hot with a totally shaved head. And maybe some facial hair.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Politician Bob Ehrlich

Thanks to reader A Sophist for this one. This former Republican governor of Maryland is now running for governor again. He is trying to take down the guy who beat him. Trying to pull a Grover Cleveland. Although unlike Cleveland, Bob Ehrlich is not being honest with the American public about his hair. He shows all the signs - different color hair on the top and bottom of his head, an unnatural part, and best of all - his hair sticks to his head on the windiest of days:

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Trey Parker!

This co-creator of South Park has been balding for quite some time. It seems he has not and will not accept this fact about himself. Now, more than ever, he is clinging onto what little he has left up top. Trey, it is time to let it go. For all our sakes.

Here he is in 2007: