Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Boxer Mike Tyson!

I just saw The Hangover, which was absolutely hilarious. One of the many valuable lessons I took away from the movie is that Mike Tyson, who made a cameo in the flick, still has the goods. He can still pack a punch like nobody else. Seeing as I'm pretty scared of Mike, I'll take it easy on him. Mostly for my own personal safety. I still have to report his balding head, but I'll hold back on all the puns/jokes that are stewing in my mind.

After all, today is his 43rd birthday, so Mike consider my holding back my gift to you.

See how gentle Mike is as he nestles that pigeon in his arms? When you are done ooohing and ahhhing, notice the full hairline above.

Now see in the recent picture (above the face tattoo) you can see his hairline is looking more like Jude Law's, just a small patch in the front.

Monday, June 29, 2009


I am so mad at myself for not catching this one sooner. Singer Ne-Yo had me fooled! I know he is always wearing hats, but he's also very stylish and his hats always fit with the rest of his outfits. So I never really thought he was hiding something up there. But he is! Without his hats he looks three times his age.

Here's Ne-yo's mug shot from his arrest last year. Another reason this missed my radar, he was arrested for something boring, so I didn't really bother with it. He was arrested for reckless driving without a license. No liquor, no pills, no drugs or hookers. Nothing exciting. But when you see the picture below it's what you expect from someone who looks like this:

How Does Joe Pesci Do It?

Once Upon a Time in America, My Cousin Vinny told me a true story about a short, chubby actor named Joe Pesci who never seems to be Home Alone. For reasons I cannot figure out, he is a chick magnet. Maybe it's because he's a Goodfella on the streets and a Raging Bull in the sheets. Or maybe he has a Lethal Weapon we don't know about.

The one thing I do know is Joe is a chronic toupee wearer. Take a look below.

Here he is with a date in October 1997.

Here he is with Naomi Campbell in October, 1998.

Here he is in 2003 at the Hollywood Walk of Fame as Martin Scorsese receives his star.

Here he is with actress Joey House April 12, 2008.

Funny that his hairline changes in each picture. Funny how? Funny like a clown? Yes. And yes, you amuse us Joe Pesci.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Bald Hottie of the Week: Hank Baskett

From E! News: Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett tied the knot with Kendra Wilkinson (Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend, also seen on the show Girls Next Door on E!) Saturday night at the Playboy Mansion.

They seem perfect for each other. On Girls Next Door Kendra was obsessed with sports. especially football, so ending up with a pro makes perfect sense. Go Kendra, he's a cutie! A balding cutie, but a cutie nonetheless.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

R.I.P. Michael Jackson (continued)

Everyone is just so speechless. No one expected this news. I just wanted to add some comments from celebs on Michael Jackson's premature death.

Justin Timberlake on his idol: I can't find the words right now to express how deeply sadden [sic] I am by Michael's passing. We have lost a genius and a true ambassador of not only Pop music, but of all music. He has been an inspiration to multiple generations and I will always cherish the moments I shared with him on stage and all of the things I learned about music from him and the time we spent together. My heart goes out to his family and loved ones.

Eddie Van Halen: "I am really shocked; as I'm sure the world is, to hear the news. I had the pleasure of working with Michael on 'Beat It' back in '83 -- one of my fondest memories in my career. Michael will be missed and may he rest in peace."

Madonna: "I can't stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever! My heart goes out to his three children and other members of his family. God bless."

Quincy Jones (produced Thriller): "For Michael to be taken away from us so suddenly at such a young age, I just don't have the words, he was the consummate entertainer and his contributions and legacy will be felt upon the world forever. I've lost my little brother today, and part of my soul has gone with him."

See for more details.

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

Such a sad news day today :( first Farrah Fawcett, now Michael.

Photo: McCormack/WireImage

TMZ is reporting that Michael Jackson passed away at age 50. TMZ reported that earlier today Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest and had to be taken by ambulance to a Los Angeles hospital. According to the report, paramedics had to administer CPR to Jackson inside the ambulance. The 911 call from Jackson’s Holmby Hills home in Los Angeles was placed at 12:21 p.m. PST. No other details are known as yet, but Jackson’s mother is reportedly already on the way to the hospital. Jackson is in “really bad shape,” an unspecified family member told TMZ, while Jackson’s father Joe told the site, “He is not doing well.”

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers

Oh LeBron James, I am dubbing you the Bret Michaels of sports. Instead of bandannas, which I imagine would be difficult to play basketball with, you use head bands.

Here's a pic of his hair before:

And here it is now. You can see it slowly receding from both sides.

You may defy gravity at times, but you cannot defy nature (even if YOU think you can).

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

R.I.P. Ed McMahon

R.I.P. Ed McMahon: March 6, 1923 - June 23, 2009.


'Marine fighter pilot during World War II, McMahon sold vegetable slicers on Atlantic City's boardwalk to put himself through Catholic University in Washington, DC. His next assignment was as a fighter pilot during the Korean War. After that he resumed his career in television. In 1959 he was hired as Johnny Carson's straight man on the daytime quiz show "Do You Trust Your Wife" (1956). When Carson succeeded Jack Paar on NBC's "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" (1962), he took McMahon with him. This job would last for 30 years and make McMahon wealthy and famous. He would also appear in made-for-TV movies and host daytime game shows in the 1960s and 1970s. In the 1980s McMahon would team with Dick Clark on "TV's Bloopers & Practical Jokes" (1984) and host his own long-running talent show, "Star Search" (1983). He would also make commercial appearances for a multitude of products.'

Commissioner of Major League Baseball Bud Selig

Who commissioned that toupee?

Thanks to reader Stan for bringing this toupee to my attention! Stan writes:

"He's turning 75 next month and he must not want to look any older, because without that terrible looking hairpiece I bet he looks like a fossil."

This guy has been the interim Major League Baseball Commissioner since 1992 and the Commissioner since 1998. He's been accused of bad judgment in handling the scandal regarding steroid use among players. If they ever took him to court over that issue, they could just submit pictures of him with this toupee to prove his poor judgment. That would be a home run of a case.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Totally looks like...

from - Gollum (from Lord of the Rings) and Phil Spector separated at birth:

they totally beat me to it, but good to know someone else saw the resemblance too...

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Tiger Woods!

Awww don't cry Tiger. You knew we would figure out your secret sooner or later. Awhile back, I began to notice that all of a sudden famous golfer Tiger Woods was never seen without a hat. Every golf game (and practice!), every press conference, even when he was hanging out with the family, he had a hat. And you know when that happens a light bulb appears over my head and a blog entry is born.

With Tiger, he is balding from both ends, front and back. So a hat is the only effective way to cover this up. The first shot below, of the front of his head, is from a golf tourney where he wore a hat the entire time. However, for just a few seconds he took it off to wipe his sweat, revealing his hair line. In the second shot, he was receiving an award from golf great Jack Nicklaus and out of respect removed his hat. While he may not have all his hair, he still has his manners.

Wipe those tears and embrace your baldness Tiger!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Bald Hottie of the Week! Mena Suvari

No one is sure why Mena Suvari (cheerleader from American Beauty) decided to shave her head. Perhaps for a movie role? Perhaps because she and her hubby of 5 years just split? Perhaps because she felt like it. Most likely it was because she wanted to make it on Bald Outing's hottie of the week. Well Mena, your plan is a success!

Billy Joel!

Much to no one's surprise, Billy Joel, 60, is splitting from his third wife, Katie Lee, 27. Let's face it: most of Joel's success came before Katie was born, or while she was still in diapers AND his daughter is about the same age as Katie. Not really the stepping stones of a solid relationship. I wonder what their dinner conversations were like? The bigger question is, how can she leave all this?

Here's some pics of his hairline so you can see it's slow de-evolution.

Oh well Billy, perhaps 4 is your lucky number when it comes to marriage.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Finally a name to put to this combover's face

In April I made this post about bald politicians. I had found this Japanese politician:

I didn't know his name or anything about him - just knew that a combover like that doesn't happen everyday.

Well reader Michael L. just wrote to me letting me know this guy is named Ryuji Koizumi and his official website (in Japanese) is at:

It appears that Ryuji has finally come to terms with the fact that he is bald and has dropped the combover. Here he is in a recent publicity tour:

Now if only we could get Bret Michaels to accept his hair line...

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

David Letterman's Top 10 from Last Night

Top Ten Things Overheard At The "Fire David Letterman" Rally

10 "David who?"
9 "Well, it was nice of CBS to provide the catering"
8 "We should have done this years ago"
7 "What idiot turned Broadway into a pedestrian mall?"
6 "Isn't there always a crowd demanding Letterman be fired?"
5 "March around the potholes, people"
4 "Can we also get CBS to bring back 'Gunsmoke'?"
3 "When does Cheney get here with the waterboarding gear?"
2 "He should apologize for that hairpiece"
1 "Thanks for coming, Regis"

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

David Letterman!

I usually avoid doing anything Sarah Palin would approve of, but I will make an exception for discussing what is going on with David Letterman's hair. I had been meaning to post about this for awhile and simply forgot, that is until David Letterman made headlines recently by dissing Sarah Palin and accidentally going too far (yes, much to my surprise there is a "too far" when it comes to jokes about Palin). For those who don't know, he made a joke about Bristol Palin being a slut and it turns out it was her younger sister he was making fun of. It appears the feud has ended though, David said sorry and Sarah Palin forgave him with a snippy remark. Then again, David really likes feuds, and so do his ratings, so we will have to see what he says on his show tonight to know if the feud is really over.

Anyway back to his hair. As you can see from the picture above back in the day David Letterman had a nice head of hair. But through the years he has been balding. What is different with him than other celebs we have encountered, is that cute little ball of hair in the front of his head. What is it? Is it real? Is it a piece? Were hair plugs involved? Letterman claims it is his real hair, but don't they all claim that?

Old photo for comparison:

Recent photos:

You can see a clear balding pattern on the top of his head, so that piece in the front throws me off. They all expose the truth eventually, and when they do, I'll be there to show it to the world (yes, I'm talking to you Bret Michaels!).

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Jon Gosselin's mid-life crisis - possibly hair related?

Jon Gosselin from TLC's popular reality series Jon & Kate Plus 8 is not my favorite person in the world. He's famous for, well, having lots of children. While a lot of people love Jon & Kate (the premiere of the new season of their show had 9.8 million viewers), those same people hate on Octomom, calling her out of control. For the record, I hate on both of them equally. Also, Jon seems like a douchebag. Amid rumors that he is cheating on Kate he seems to be living it up and not really trying to spend time with his kids or time away from young women.

Then again, Jon could just be going through a mid-life crisis (see motorcycle picture above). And I have a feeling it was spurred on by his thinning hair. And that could have been spurred on by having 8 children.

You can see the bald spot clearly in the back:

Thanks to reader S. Matsuda - I just found out Jon had a hair transplant about a year ago (that's what I get for not watching his show and then trying to post about it). Here are some before and afters:



But as you can see from this April 2009 photo, the transplant isn't going to solve this problem, there is still a bald spot lingering in the back of his head.

Maybe he should try Kate's hairstyle. That would do the trick, for now.

Matt Lauer!

Now everyone knows Today show host Matt Lauer has been balding for years. That comes as no surprise. There are rumors that he used to paint the bald spot on the back of his head. Also rumors of hair plugs and toupees. However, his hair has been thinning from the back, front and top, and that has left him no choice but to embrace his baldness and be a (reluctant) out and proud baldie!

Here's a possible toupee (hairline is too straight, compare to above):

Here's Matt now:

Matt interviewing Michael Phelps:

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is Balding-alicious?

In April all the gossip websites began questioning if Fergie was losing her hair due to this picture that surfaced:

And from the picture I'd have to agree...although if Fergie really is having hair troubles, she has a variety of ways to hide it and still look cute:

The "Bret Michaels":


Careful hair styling:


And most importantly keeping that fit body in sexy clothes to distract our attention from her hairline.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Perez Hilton!

I almost didn't want to post this because this blog is about outing bald CELEBRITIES, and I do not consider Perez Hilton a celeb. However, others might disagree with me. Also, any chance I have to publicly make fun of Perez Hilton, I will do it. Because let's face it, even if you enjoy reading the gossip on his site, who actually likes Perez?

He is still in the earlier stages of balding, but it is definitely happening. He knows it too. He tries to hide it in a variety of ways:


Combing the hair to cover the hair line:

Silly head coverings:

But nothing works, as you can tell the hair line is clearly receding in the front.

We'll see if he decides to invest in plugs or a permanent hair piece. If he does, you can bet your a$$ bald outing will be there to report it!