Thursday, December 24, 2009

Brittany Murphy's Widower Simon Monjack

Interesting. I just looked up information on Brittany Murphy's widower baldie Simon Monjack and learned something new. In February 2007, he was arrested and spent nine days in jail due to an expired visa. Three months later he married Brittany Murphy, in May 2007. Prior to the wedding Simon and Brittany rarely made public appearances together. Oh and they didn't announce the "engagement" to anyone. Hmmmm.

I hear Simon is a difficult man to get along with and his temper and erratic behavior have actually cost Brittany some acting jobs. Not even his hair wants to be near him! Look at the top of his head, it's like the hairs can't get away fast enough!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Caleb Followill from Kings of Leon!

Thanks to reader Visual End for this tip. Caleb Followill, lead singer of Kings of Leon, is definitely becoming a baldie. And he's only 27!

Caleb seems to admit he is balding, but still goes out of his way to hide it. As Visual End writes "he's written about going bald in his songs and it's true." He used to have his hair long, which exposed his hairline:

But as his balding progresses he has cut his hair and now combs it forward to hide the hairline:

And the money shot:

It's clear his hairline isn't what it used to be.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Steven Seagal!

Reader Andrew T. suggested I expose Steven Seagal, and find out with this Lawman looks like without a toupee. Unfortunately, the guy never seems to take it off! However, by looking at pictures from his past, we know that Steven Seagal definitely wears a hairpiece - a very obvious one.

And for those who haven't yet - you must check out his new show on A&E called Steven Seagal: Lawman. Steven spent time working as a deputy sheriff in Jefferson Parish Louisiana. On this show, he spends time letting everyone know how awesome he is. He says great things like: "Some of you may know who I am, and some of you don't. I've been doing martial arts for 40 years, so you can look at me as Steven Seagal, he's a movie star, or you can look at me and say Steven Seagal, he can save my life."

Here's Steven about 15 years ago:

You can see the frontal balding that he is trying so desperately to hide. After years of doing this he found another way. Glue some type of hairpiece to his head. He thinks he's fooling the world, but the only fool is the one who stares back at him when he looks in the mirror.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Owen Wilson!

Thanks to reader Andrew T. for spotting this one. If I really thought about it, I should have known actor Owen Wilson was balding. Lucky for him, I never think about him. Until now.

If you look back, you will notice Owen always has his hair combed forward. With bangs. ALWAYS.

You get the picture. Now check out this picture of Owen with his hair pushed back:

Now that is a forehead!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Balding douchebag of the month, Tiger Woods

Make that of the year. These days Tiger has more to cry about than his bald head. Every day I wake up and check out the news and find yet another woman is claiming she had an affair with Mr. Woods. And each story gets worse and worse. Today 26 year old Jamie Jungers reveals that after Tiger visited his dying dad in the hospice, he met with Jamie. Later that day Jamie was with him, wearing nothing but her underwear, when Tiger found out his dad died. Classy. So here's to you Tiger, our very first Balding Douchebag award!

Now we know the real reason you are balding - stress from keeping up with all these women!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Todd Bridges Presents...

Bad Bald Boys of Comedy!

When something is called "Todd Bridges presents" it's a pretty safe bet that it will suck. Event was last night. I wonder if anyone attended (other than Todd's mom of course).

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Great Nicolas Cage Article

When an article is titled "Nicolas Cage: Does he wear his hair, or does his hair wear him?" - I perk up. This blog gets plenty of hate e-mail and loads of negative comments. So when someone else agrees with me, and that someone is from Entertainment Weekly, it makes my day.

Click here for the article

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Seann William Scott!

Thanks to reader Brisco J. who has an eyes like a hawk. He has found another baldie American Pie's Seann William Scott. Seann, better known as the guy who played Stifler, has been balding for quite sometime. Most of us didn't notice because he has been good at hiding it. He always had hairstyles that were front heavy - large bangs or a comb-forward - that hid the truth. Like this:

Unfortunately as the years pass - and the stress from not being able to find work increases- his hairline has suffered. Let's compare:

Seann a few years ago:

You can see the receding hairline poking out from behind those curtains, I mean bangs. And here's Seann more recently (no explanation needed):

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Wesley Sneijder

This soccer/football player, now playing on Internazionale, had previously taken over David Beckham's number on Real Madrid when Beckham left Real. As a youngster he had such nice locks of hair:

Now, not so much. He keeps his hair short in his attempt to distract attention from his hairline.

Tom Brady (again)

I live in New Orleans and after last night's Saints vs. Patriots game, I figure another post on Tom Brady is just icing on the cake. Reader Brisco J. emailed me and suggested I look into pictures of Tom from the early 2000's and I took his advice.

Here's Tom in 2002 - he is already starting to hide the hairline by combing his hair forward:

Here's Tom in 2004 - you can see where the front hair line is receding.

Pats fans, don't worry, I may love the Saints but I am not blind, I also did a post on Drew Brees