Monday, June 28, 2010

Clark Duke

Thanks to reader Fabio A. for this submission. Clark Duke, most recently seen in Kick-Ass and Hot Tub Time Machine, is only 25 years old and already showing signs of balding. Even though he is supposed to play the young guy in Hot Tub Time Machine, his hairline actually makes him look closer in age to the older guys in the movie.

At least Clark seems to understand that his hair line is receding. It appears he is trying to cover it up as he has taken to the comb forward to hide it.


  1. You should do Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod of the Yankees.

    Seems like once his career continued ascending, so did his use of the steroids and here's why?

    He has high accolades to his ERA's, he's dating and even a 2009 World Series Title!

    But unfortunately for A-Rod, those steroids enhanced everything...EXCEPT HIS EVER-RAPIDLY RECEEDING HAIRLINE!

    See, kids it's one thing to get older and have a receeding hairline. But it's another when you're doing steroids and having a receeding hairline. In A-Rod's case, the longer the roids keep kicking in, the more patches his hair will get. Pretty soon he can have a new nickname..."A-Patch" if he ever gets a patchy head of hair with a big bald spot in the middle of it.

  2. New to your blog...but I must ask that you look up ESPN anchorman (Baseball Tonight) Karl Ravech. That has to be a piece he's wearing because the sides under his hairline is REALLY pushed back. Also, other notable sports figures who can not fight nature: Derek Jeter, Mark Teixeira, Shawn Marion, Jason Terry, Dirk Nowitzki, (the whole Mavs team I guess)...too many mention!