Politician John Bolton

Thanks to reader David K. for this submission. As David writes "if I had to vote, I'd say it's a rug." I think that would be a unanimous decision, something all the parties could agree on. He has all the classic signs, an unnatural part, different hair colors on the top and bottom of his head, and hair that is way too voluminous to be his.





John Bolton has talked of running for President in 2012. Perhaps his hair piece would be his running mate? And, if his political career doesn't work out, he can always be a spokesperson: