Thursday, June 10, 2010

Politician Rand Paul

Thanks to reader David K. for this submission. Ron Paul's son, Rand Paul, recently entered into the world of politics. As part of the initiation into public life, he decided to do what many politicians do: invest in hair pieces. All the signs are there: all of a sudden he has more hair, and all the new hair is a different color than the hair underneath.

Here's what I believe is his real hair:

And here's the fur hat he tries to pass off for hair:

When I was looking up information on Rand Paul, I came across a message board at, where there was a whole string of messages dedicated to Rand's obvious toupees. One commenter wrote:

The only way this could look less natural would be if he held it on with a chin strap.
This is the type of personal freedom that needs to be regulated. No one should have the right to look this ridiculous!


  1. Toupee or not... Rand Paul is sexy as hell!

  2. That brain... damn. I hope he wears a helmet every day just to protect that sexy brain of his! His wife is a lucky lucky woman!

  3. he isn't bald. That is his hair. bet you a thousand dollars.

  4. I can spot a bad toup easily and quickly. This is definitely a hair hat, not to worst I've ever seen, but it's obvious.