Monday, June 29, 2009

How Does Joe Pesci Do It?

Once Upon a Time in America, My Cousin Vinny told me a true story about a short, chubby actor named Joe Pesci who never seems to be Home Alone. For reasons I cannot figure out, he is a chick magnet. Maybe it's because he's a Goodfella on the streets and a Raging Bull in the sheets. Or maybe he has a Lethal Weapon we don't know about.

The one thing I do know is Joe is a chronic toupee wearer. Take a look below.

Here he is with a date in October 1997.

Here he is with Naomi Campbell in October, 1998.

Here he is in 2003 at the Hollywood Walk of Fame as Martin Scorsese receives his star.

Here he is with actress Joey House April 12, 2008.

Funny that his hairline changes in each picture. Funny how? Funny like a clown? Yes. And yes, you amuse us Joe Pesci.

1 comment:

  1. In "Goodfellas" we can see the wig's sticking out in the back--the front looks good.