Saturday, December 12, 2009

Balding douchebag of the month, Tiger Woods

Make that of the year. These days Tiger has more to cry about than his bald head. Every day I wake up and check out the news and find yet another woman is claiming she had an affair with Mr. Woods. And each story gets worse and worse. Today 26 year old Jamie Jungers reveals that after Tiger visited his dying dad in the hospice, he met with Jamie. Later that day Jamie was with him, wearing nothing but her underwear, when Tiger found out his dad died. Classy. So here's to you Tiger, our very first Balding Douchebag award!

Now we know the real reason you are balding - stress from keeping up with all these women!

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