Had a few cheesy tag lines in mind for Mr. Seinfeld like "No hair for you!" or "I'm not balding - Not that there's anything wrong with that!" Then I thought maybe the readers would be more creative than me. Do you have any to add? Post them as a comment or email them to me: firstname.lastname@example.org
As for Mr. Seinfeld, his hair line has definitely receded. In the picture below it does look like he may have a weave, if I can get a better picture of that I'll be sure to post it.
Bee movie premiere - 2007
If he had a weave in 2007, he must have just let nature take it's course by the end of 2008. Here he is at the Sex and the City Premiere in October 2008: