David Letterman's Top 10 from Last Night

Top Ten Things Overheard At The "Fire David Letterman" Rally

10 "David who?"
9 "Well, it was nice of CBS to provide the catering"
8 "We should have done this years ago"
7 "What idiot turned Broadway into a pedestrian mall?"
6 "Isn't there always a crowd demanding Letterman be fired?"
5 "March around the potholes, people"
4 "Can we also get CBS to bring back 'Gunsmoke'?"
3 "When does Cheney get here with the waterboarding gear?"
2 "He should apologize for that hairpiece"
1 "Thanks for coming, Regis"