Thanks to reader David K. for this submission. Ron Paul's son, Rand Paul, recently entered into the world of politics. As part of the initiation into public life, he decided to do what many politicians do: invest in hair pieces. All the signs are there: all of a sudden he has more hair, and all the new hair is a different color than the hair underneath.
Here's what I believe is his real hair:
And here's the fur hat he tries to pass off for hair:
When I was looking up information on Rand Paul, I came across a message board at viperalley.com, where there was a whole string of messages dedicated to Rand's obvious toupees. One commenter wrote:
The only way this could look less natural would be if he held it on with a chin strap.
This is the type of personal freedom that needs to be regulated. No one should have the right to look this ridiculous!
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Politician Rand Paul
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Toupee or not... Rand Paul is sexy as hell!
ReplyDeleteEewww!
DeleteThat brain... damn. I hope he wears a helmet every day just to protect that sexy brain of his! His wife is a lucky lucky woman!
ReplyDeletehe isn't bald. That is his hair. bet you a thousand dollars.
ReplyDeleteI can spot a bad toup easily and quickly. This is definitely a hair hat, not to worst I've ever seen, but it's obvious.
ReplyDeletehttp://isawyournanny.blogspot.com He needs to take it off. It is completely distracting!
ReplyDeletehttp://isawyournanny.blogspot.com He needs to take it off. It is completely distracting!
ReplyDeleteAll that and Nixon's flop sweat!
ReplyDeleteBe careful you could lose hair
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of his however, I found out from Washington D.C. political friends of mine that it's his own natural hair and not a toupee'.
ReplyDeleteYour friends must be idiots. That's a toupee.
DeleteThat’s the worst grasp at credibility I’ve read in a very long time
ReplyDeleteRand Paul sexy? Ewww. Not ever, I would become a celibate nun. Gross!
ReplyDeleteI always spotted it as a PIECE but I don't agree that it's necessarily bad. Lots of lace work in the front (he has more than one) makes it look very natural. But he has others--too full and of questionable color--which are give-aways. I think his worst problem is that his beard and PIECE don't match--not in color, but in texture. People with those Shirly Temple curls don't have beards like that. Sorry Randy.
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