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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Perez Hilton!

I almost didn't want to post this because this blog is about outing bald CELEBRITIES, and I do not consider Perez Hilton a celeb. However, others might disagree with me. Also, any chance I have to publicly make fun of Perez Hilton, I will do it. Because let's face it, even if you enjoy reading the gossip on his site, who actually likes Perez?

He is still in the earlier stages of balding, but it is definitely happening. He knows it too. He tries to hide it in a variety of ways:


Wigs:





Combing the hair to cover the hair line:




Silly head coverings:






But nothing works, as you can tell the hair line is clearly receding in the front.





We'll see if he decides to invest in plugs or a permanent hair piece. If he does, you can bet your a$$ bald outing will be there to report it!

2 comments:

  1. That first photo made me throw up in my mouth a little.

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  2. And he recently ran with a "hair don't" slam on Adam Lambert, because Lambert shaved part of the left side of his head!! Lambert has massively THICK, beautiful hair and at age 28, is definitely NOT ever balding. Perez is just a jealous old Queen who needs to get over himself already.

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