Thursday, June 10, 2010

Politician Rand Paul

Thanks to reader David K. for this submission. Ron Paul's son, Rand Paul, recently entered into the world of politics. As part of the initiation into public life, he decided to do what many politicians do: invest in hair pieces. All the signs are there: all of a sudden he has more hair, and all the new hair is a different color than the hair underneath.

Here's what I believe is his real hair:




And here's the fur hat he tries to pass off for hair:





When I was looking up information on Rand Paul, I came across a message board at viperalley.com, where there was a whole string of messages dedicated to Rand's obvious toupees. One commenter wrote:

The only way this could look less natural would be if he held it on with a chin strap.
This is the type of personal freedom that needs to be regulated. No one should have the right to look this ridiculous!



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14 comments:

  1. UnknownFebruary 9, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    Toupee or not... Rand Paul is sexy as hell!

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  2. UnknownFebruary 9, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    That brain... damn. I hope he wears a helmet every day just to protect that sexy brain of his! His wife is a lucky lucky woman!

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  3. manfrengensenjenMay 17, 2013 at 8:31 AM

    he isn't bald. That is his hair. bet you a thousand dollars.

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  4. Bald is BeautifulNovember 6, 2013 at 10:39 AM

    I can spot a bad toup easily and quickly. This is definitely a hair hat, not to worst I've ever seen, but it's obvious.

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  5. Street CreedApril 8, 2015 at 7:55 AM

    http://isawyournanny.blogspot.com He needs to take it off. It is completely distracting!

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  6. Street CreedApril 8, 2015 at 7:56 AM

    http://isawyournanny.blogspot.com He needs to take it off. It is completely distracting!

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  7. AnonymousApril 9, 2015 at 12:35 PM

    All that and Nixon's flop sweat!

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  8. JOEY STEWARTNovember 18, 2016 at 7:28 PM

    Be careful you could lose hair

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  9. msaintApril 12, 2017 at 3:28 AM

    I'm not a fan of his however, I found out from Washington D.C. political friends of mine that it's his own natural hair and not a toupee'.

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    1. UnknownNovember 5, 2019 at 8:24 PM

      Your friends must be idiots. That's a toupee.

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  10. 3dogsoundMay 18, 2019 at 6:10 AM

    That’s the worst grasp at credibility I’ve read in a very long time

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  11. livelifewellAugust 28, 2020 at 5:18 PM

    Rand Paul sexy? Ewww. Not ever, I would become a celibate nun. Gross!

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  12. lukasdukasMay 30, 2021 at 12:01 PM

    I always spotted it as a PIECE but I don't agree that it's necessarily bad. Lots of lace work in the front (he has more than one) makes it look very natural. But he has others--too full and of questionable color--which are give-aways. I think his worst problem is that his beard and PIECE don't match--not in color, but in texture. People with those Shirly Temple curls don't have beards like that. Sorry Randy.

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