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No this is not Vanilla Ice. Although it could be his long lost cheeseball brother. This is Ryan Getzlaf, a pro hockey player (currently with the Anaheim Ducks). If you can bring your eyes away from those things he calls his teeth, you can see his hairline is clearly receding. Usually he wears hats or hockey helmets to cover it up, but as you know from all the other posts, sooner or later we get to the truth!
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Above is an earlier picture of Ryan at an autograph signing. You can see how thin his hair is on the top.
I think you are a putz! Ryan Getzlaf is a very talented hockey player. He gives his all every time he takes the ice. And NO, he's not Vanilla Ice's cheeseball brother. You say you're not here to mock people? Why the teeth comment? You my friend, are an ass:)
ReplyDeleteholy shit! i just watched canada squeak by switzerland, and while seeing getzlaf get clowned time and again i was wondering if anyone else thought this douchebag looked like vanilla ice or was i the only genius with the intuition to identify these aesthetic similarities? if he was a real hockey player some of those teeth wouldn't be there (see Alex Ovechkin).
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